Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Louie "The Couch" Gelfuso


Louie "the Couch" Gelfuso was a Capo in the Milano Crime Family. He was nicknamed "Louie The Couch" by FBI agent's who were listening to the planted bug in his broken-down-dump he called an apartment.


Gelfuso was always laying down on his couch while he was watching soap opera's like an old scrub woman. He would talk to the soap show characters, and he would even cry at some of the sentimental scenes.

"Louie The Couch" damn near had the Feds pissing in their pants with laughter, when he said to a soap character -- who was claiming she was a virgin, " you fucki'n douche bag , your cherry is so far up your ass, you can use it for a tailgate".

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